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Shed phrases….
Give me a film to take-away
“I would like a film of 100”. “of 12, 24 or 36?” - I ask - “No, no, I
want it of 100!”
I've the flex (instead of flash) delayed (that is not very powerfull)
Can you please develop me the most beautiful photos? You know which they
are !
Please give me a film that makes photos bigger that 10X15 cm size
How do you want the photos? 10x15? 12x18? “May I see how they are?”.
I show two examples of the same VERTICAL photo of a child. The lady tells
me “ None of them! I've done my photos for long !” (that is HORIZONTAL
!)
I sell a camera photo to a person. He brings me the film to develop and
it's all black. “don't worry the camera is under warranty”. I try the
camera: perfect photos! I call the customer to better understand the problem
and, after a long questioning, I realize that ha did 36 photos watching
in the object-glass instead that in the viewfinder…ha took 36 pictures
to his eyes !!!
Passport photos
You made me big lips !!!
The others pictures of the other photographer were better! ! “May I see
them ?” ... the lady was 20 years younger !!! “Try to go to the other
photographer today, so we fight on equal terms !”
“How many photos are needed for the identity card? ”. “3”. “ Ok, take
me 12, so for the next 15 years I will have the photos of when I was young
!”
“I would like some passport photos” - me a man entering in my shop,
dressed very elegantly - “For what do you need them? Identity card ?”.
“No”. “Passport ?”. “No”.…after a long pause he tells me:: “ I want the
photos da buté là (literal translation from piemontese dialect:
to put there…in the cemetery) (literal translation from piemontese dialect:
to put there…in the cemetery) because I don't want that when I die, the
others will do as they did with the aunt, they insulted her because she
hadn't a nice photo !
Digital: what different words for common people…
How many PIGAFLEX does this camera have ?
Is it true that you SCANDALIZE the slides ?
Do I need the AIDS (ADSL !!) to send photos by Internet?
How can I do to put a photo on the DESPOT of the computer?
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